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Three the most promising careers of the 21st century: Bill Gates version

Three the most promising careers of the 21st century: Bill Gates version

The famous entrepreneur told graduates what to do now and what today’s young people are much cooler than he is.…

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The Arizona Shootings – Let’s ban something else

The Arizona Shootings – Let’s ban something else

In light of the appalling shootings in Arizona this week, Senators and Representatives from both sides of the house are…

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High oil prices not linked to pixies after all

High oil prices not linked to pixies after all

In the latest of a series of embarrassing gaffes the Department of Energy was finally forced to admit last night…

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EU Leaders agree to talk more shit

EU Leaders agree to talk more shit

Yesterday, as the latest Euro summit ended President Sarcasty again punched the air pointlessly and confirmed that “more shit had…

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Iran ‘Well pleased’ to destroy one of America’s most sophisticated weapons

Iran ‘Well pleased’ to destroy one of America’s most sophisticated weapons

Iran’s armed forces are celebrating today as they have finally managed to shoot down an unmanned spy-drone after the plane…

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Jesus found working minimum wage in Wichita, Kansas

Jesus found working minimum wage in Wichita, Kansas

The news broke late last night on Radio Shit-Stack that Jesus Chirst, (who previously gained some measure of popularity playing…

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Police batons damaged by OWS scum

Police batons damaged by OWS scum

On Friday afternoon, in another disturbingly provocative sit down student protest, police were forced to again react with unrestrained violence,…

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Lostprophets frontman Ian Watkins has been accused of being welsh

Lostprophets frontman Ian Watkins has been accused of being welsh

The Welsh singer, 35, of Pontypridd, known as ‘Wanker’ Watkins to his band mates was refused bail today as he…

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  • Three the most promising careers of the 21st century: Bill Gates version
  • The Arizona Shootings – Let’s ban something else
  • High oil prices not linked to pixies after all
  • EU Leaders agree to talk more shit
  • Iran ‘Well pleased’ to destroy one of America’s most sophisticated weapons
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